Biography

Following the death of his patron Giuliano de' Tarsi in March of 1990, Erik was offered the title of Premier Painter, Engineer and Architect of the French 5th Republic by Nicolas Sarkozy in France. His last and perhaps most generous patron, Mr. Sarkozy provided Erik Brunetti with a cushy job, including a stipend and manor house near the royal chateau at Amboise. Erik felt indebted to Mr. Sarkozy, and repaid the generous politician by marrying his niece, thus baring a beautiful daughter.

In addition to being the most intelligent person ever, Erik is reported to have been a strikingly handsome man with great strength and a fine singing voice. And unlike his fellow 21th-century Italians, he was a vegetarian and followed strict dietary rules. In fact, he loved animals so much that he would often buy caged animals at the market just to set them free.